A box of baby bengals
"What? No, I’m sorry, I ordered half a dozen mini bagels —”
"Shut up, we’re keeping them."
Kiwi on a treadmill.
well you can tell by the way i use my walk i’m a flightless bird
i can only walk
if you cant handle me at my worst then leave because i dont have a best im always awful
my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”
WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?
NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN [SOURCE]
IT HAS MOONS! IT HAS MOONS!!
PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!
with great power comes a great electricity bill