Well, my favorite color is light tan. My favourite animal is puppies. I like serving the Lord. Hiking, play volleyball...

earthnation:

deodrant:

deodrant:

what do u put in a toaster 

bread

this isnt even a joke

(via pizza)

potato-tots:

missingeharmony:

potato-tots:

potato-tots:

what do you call a hooker that you pay with spaghetti?

a pastatute

how many people unfollowed you because of this

20

(via pizza)

funny-pics-4-u:

A Hilarious Blog that you’ll love!

funny-pics-4-u:

A Hilarious Blog that you’ll love!

(Source: busy-being-me)

funny-pics-4-u:

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funny-pics-4-u:

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(Source: sometimesignoranceisbliss)

cockringtoss:

ibeherpderpin:

highperactive:

cockringtoss:

my dick has a lot in common with the sun

nobody likes looking directly at it?

It gives people cancer?

woAh woah woah

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klartie:

i do believe i won this round of “best yearbook quote” 

klartie:

i do believe i won this round of “best yearbook quote” 

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meggannn:

i used to be so picky about what i post and reblog but it’s just slowly deteriorated into a state of “why not”

(via pizza)

(Source: seththewolf, via zackisontumblr)

thesockmonkeyrenegade:

presidentme:

Bill Nye the PARTY guy

image

MY LIFE HAD NO MEANING UNTIL THIS MOMENT

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vanjalen:

mass confusion

vanjalen:

mass confusion

(Source: death1994, via vivalaloca)

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