what do u put in a toaster
this isnt even a joke
what do you call a hooker that you pay with spaghetti?
how many people unfollowed you because of this
A Hilarious Blog that you’ll love!
my dick has a lot in common with the sun
nobody likes looking directly at it?
It gives people cancer?
woAh woah woah
i do believe i won this round of “best yearbook quote”
i used to be so picky about what i post and reblog but it’s just slowly deteriorated into a state of “why not”
Bill Nye the PARTY guy
MY LIFE HAD NO MEANING UNTIL THIS MOMENT