Well, my favorite color is light tan. My favourite animal is puppies. I like serving the Lord. Hiking, play volleyball...

supamuthafuckinvillain:

blaquezilla:

pinkcookiedimples:

Emmanuel Hudson distributing life

Bliss

This ruined me.

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speedyegbert:

thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

in 1881 the state legislature made it official to call is ark-an-saw after two state officials had a dispute over how to pronounce it.

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terezi-owns2:

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

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zoeuhura:

A+ parenting courtesy of the Turner family

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sherlocksmyth:

johanna mason literally said “fuck you” to president snow but he’s like “oh shit katniss done made herself a bird”

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sirlightbulb:

55mph:

sirlightbulb:

What do you call a dead text post?

any of yours

A text ghos-

Excuse me?

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hands down, still the best pick-up line i’ve heard in my life.

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wildguess:

sad? go buy a basil plant. you will still be sad but you’ll be able to make pesto in a couple months

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