Emmanuel Hudson distributing life
This ruined me.
it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same
I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life
For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw
in 1881 the state legislature made it official to call is ark-an-saw after two state officials had a dispute over how to pronounce it.
THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG
johanna mason literally said “fuck you” to president snow but he’s like “oh shit katniss done made herself a bird”
What do you call a dead text post?
any of yours
A text ghos-
hands down, still the best pick-up line i’ve heard in my life.
sad? go buy a basil plant. you will still be sad but you’ll be able to make pesto in a couple months