Well, my favorite color is light tan. My favourite animal is puppies. I like serving the Lord. Hiking, play volleyball...

meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

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simplydalektable:

lysnk2:

heartthrobbstark:

i read this interesting fact the other day that pirates wore eye patches because they frequently transitioned from bright sunlight to darkness below deck and when they went below deck the covered eye would already be adjusted to darkness so they could immediately see really well and not have to wait for their eyes to adjust

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THIS IS LEGIT THEY PROVED IT ON MYTHBUSTERS.

i learned this from a gay pirate au fanfic i read

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rydenarmani:

littletootsierollaliengirl:

These little fruits are holding him down

free him

rydenarmani:

littletootsierollaliengirl:

These little fruits are holding him down

free him

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unamusedsloth:

Life hack.

unamusedsloth:

Life hack.

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foodhumor:

ryan gosling wont eat his cereal

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officialbluearmy:

latenightalaska:

I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT THIS WAS A COPPER STATUE

HELLHOUND

officialbluearmy:

latenightalaska:

I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT THIS WAS A COPPER STATUE

HELLHOUND

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humoristics:

#Friendzonedagain

humoristics:

#Friendzonedagain

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buttsosaurus:

robotindisguise:

the forbidden dance

the old razzle dazzle

buttsosaurus:

robotindisguise:

the forbidden dance

the old razzle dazzle

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trilliath:

tyleroakley:

all you could ever need in a book

I don’t understand but I want it

trilliath:

tyleroakley:

all you could ever need in a book

I don’t understand but I want it

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