The one time I go outside, I find this.
tbh i hope pokemon is still a thing when i have kids
i want to show them it
then i want to crush their dreams by 6-0ing their whole team
this never gets old
Teacher: “Why couldn’t you do homework?”
Me: I was watching something important
my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me
Why when your parents are asleep you do James Bond shit to not wake them up but when you’re asleep they vacuum and talk extra loud and sing fucking spirituals and shit.
because you got to bed at 4 am & wake up at 3 in the afternoon