Well, my favorite color is light tan. My favourite animal is puppies. I like serving the Lord. Hiking, play volleyball...

(Source: epistemologicalfallacy, via amor-vadio)

yeevil:

probably not that

(Source: weirdinternet, via nebranska)

petewanks:

if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head 

(Source: petewanks, via lindsaylohoean)

caraknightley:

caraknightley:

what do nudists do when they’re on their period

I still haven’t gotten an answer does no one know

(Source: goatpolice, via negativebuttspace)

ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

(Source: averagefairy, via lindsaylohoean)

dear-travis:

kenyatta:

As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days.

This is still funny to me.

(Source: gameraboy, via zackisontumblr)

corrupted-teens:

Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk

(via lindsaylohoean)

— me as a high school guidance counselor (via matthewsagan)

(Source: matthewsagan, via lindsaylohoean)


dysphoricsylph:

Natalia Osipova in Don Quixote, when she was still at the Bolshoi (2010).

dysphoricsylph:

Natalia Osipova in Don Quixote, when she was still at the Bolshoi (2010).

(via obsessivedancingdisorder)

virginsacrificer:

its hard to be attractive when youre not

(Source: famousest, via unpopuler)

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